Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,005 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 18/52 (140/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 12/17 (320/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/180 points)
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
All good things come to an end!
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Thanks for reading! :)
Get over 1000 points!
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Kill 25 Androids.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (135/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.